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Happy New Year? How about Happy New Eve! Catholic Marian EDM "Praise to the New Eve (Guadalupe Mix)"

Electronic Dance Mix (Slap House) of "Praise to the New Eve".  This is part of our parody art project that reimagines Communist propaganda songs as Catholic anthems.  Thanks in advace for checkin this out!



Look To the Chair of Peter

We are blessed to have Spirit-directed and Christ-ordained leadership. This is the topic of this song, "Look To the Chair of Peter". This is a...


The Catholic Church Is Right about Everything

I grew up a dedicated Christian as an evangelical Protestant.  I never took the Catholic Church seriously until I took a...

Top Catholic Songs Is Great for Catholic Artists (Exposure, Connections, Promotion)

The Top Catholic Songs community has been very encouraging to me.  There's not really a place for Catholic-specific artists like my band anywhere but here.  Our single,

Praise to the New Eve
b/w Against My Church the Gates of Hell Will Not Prevail

is officially out today. Though those who follow this site may have already heard and/or downloaded it.  

Without the Catholic Church, We'd Have No Holy Bible

Official message from the Politburo Special Commission for Publicity in the Public Interest: Citizens are hereby ordered to download or stream the sound file WITHOUT THE CATHOLIC CHURCH, WE’D HAVE NO HOLY BIBLE.  Lyrics are to be memorized and the “repeat” function enabled.  Personal reflections on the subject matter should be completed and turned into sub-zone leaders at the upcoming self-criticism sessions. 

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